Ce faci cand competitia joaca murdar?

Adica iti suna candidatii sa ii intrebe daca ar fi de acord sa spuna clientului ca vor sa vina din partea lor, si nu a noastra.

Urat, neprofesional, josnic.

Recrutarea viitorului

Asta daca o sa mai existe telefoane in curand. :-)


0744 JOB BUN
Tzrrr! Tzrrrr!

You have reached the Human Resources department. Thank you for calling!

If you would like to apply for one of our open positions, please press 1. If you represent a company and would like to discuss a product or service that you offer, press 2.

1

Thank you for your interest in our company.
At the moment there are ...6... open positions in our company.
For the Marketing Assistant position, press 1
For the Senior Recruiter position, press 2

2

We pride ourselves in having top class recruiters that offer quality and speed of process.
Our lines are currently busy. Please hold!

Ten minutes later...

If your salary expectations are higher than 1500 Euro net, please hang up!
If your salary expectations are lower than 1500 Euro net, press 1.

1

Your following voice message will be recorded and later analyzed by our Candidate Selection Application!
Please state your current employer's name, job position and detailed experience, in English, after the "beep". Emphasize on what you have learned, your results, and 3 difficult situations that you have gone through.

BEEP
20 minutes after:

You have reached your allocated time limit. If you wish your message to be stored in our system, press 1, followed by the $ or # sign. If you wish to delete your conversation, press 2.

1$

Our Candidate Selection Application will now search your message for a set of key words. If the percentage of key words present in your message reaches our desired level, you will recieve, by email, information on the next step in the selection process.
Also, the key word percentace influences the financial offer that you will receive.

Thank you for your interest in our company!
Have a good day!

The Hummer is ours!!!

Azi am aflat ca echipa noastra a castigat de la Bestjobs un Hummer pe care sa il foloseasca timp de o saptamana!
O supriza foarte placuta!

In seara asta urmeaza sa fac niste semne de $ din Fimo, pe care apoi sa le vopsesc in auriu ca sa ni le agatam la gat. :-))


Vrrrmmmmmmm!

Statistici

Da, revin la subiectul "scrisoarea de intentie".

Azi am dat de alti 4 candidati animati.
Din toate celelalte scrisori de intentie pe care le-am citit, doar doua erau originale, restul erau fie de pe MyJob fie de pe alt site de joburi.

Trist!

De ce a trecut gaina strada?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was going to an interview.

Why did the chicken cross the road back from where it left? Because the chicken was not interesting in temp working at a slaughterhouse. Our dear chicken is interested in a more stable/steady job, such as Egg Laying Engineer in a multinational (enjoys a multi-breed work environment).


De ce a trecut gaina strada? Pentru ca mergea la un interviu.

De ce a trecut gaina inapoi strada de unde a plecat? Deoarece gaina nu era interesata de un job temporar la un abator. Gaina noastra draga este interesata de un loc de munca mai stabil, de exemplu de un post de Inginer Ouare intr-o companie multinationala (formata din mai multe rase de gaini).


As vrea ca toti candidatii mei sa fie ca aceasta gaina...

Pachetul de beneficii

Uneori discut cu ai mei candidati si despre pachetele de beneficii actuale. De multe ori ma lovesc de niste preconceptii sau niste ganduri ciudate legate de acest aspect a compensarii angajatului.


Discutie des intalnita intre mine si candidat:

Eu: "Si in momentul de fata mai ai si alte beneficii pe langa salariu? Gen bonuri de masa, asigurare..."
C: "Ee, bonurile de masa nu se pun."
Eu: "Ah, pai daca vrei pot sa discut cu cei de la [insert client name here] sa nu ti le mai dea :-)).

Daca stai sa te gandesti cele 20 de bonuri inseamna ~160 RON asa ca bucura-te de ele! :-) (By the way, am auzit ca o sa le creasca valoarea!)


Alta discutie avuta chiar ieri:

C: Da, am un abonament la o clinica, dar e f mic, adica am reducere vreo 20%.
Eu: Intradevar, poate nu pare o reducere asa mare, dar daca Doamne-fereste apare ceva sa vezi ce importanta o sa iti para!

Poate ca trebuie facuta si o educare a angajatilor cu privire la utilitatea beneficiilor ce li se ofera...

Noul imn al recruiterilor in perioada de criza

A se asculta stand intr-un colt, cu vocea tremuranta, lacrimi in ochi si machiaj negru prelingandu-se pe obraji. Se preteaza celor 10 minute dinaintea interviurilor pentru "self esteem boosting".




West side story - I feel pretty
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